Ask Richard

Skwisgaar Skwigelf has been called "The Advanced Fast Hand Finger Wizard". Some may say that such a fast hand finger wizard is a better guitarist than you. What say you, Richard? ..what say you?

richardbitchfacekruspe

I say: I don’t even know who he is

….But I would love to have a guitar-battle like the ones I have with Paul every once in a while.

Richard I think anon is calling you chunky.

reeshbooty

Is that something good or something bad..?

this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.

Anonymous

wat.

i love you

Anonymous

Aww I love you too. I love all my fans, actually. Thanks ;)

what do you do when you get bored when your touring?

ittzzy

Well, what normal people do, of course. I get drunk and have sex! and if that is not a possibility…I just practice with my guitar. I can’t let Paul to get better than me, you know.

:3 you have an amazing voice and you are also an amazing guitar player

ittzzy

I thought you people were forgetting about me! I was very bored these last weeks as nobody was asking me anything! Glad to know you enjoy my voice and my guitar skills. Thank you very much :)

That emigrate chair looks uncomfortable. Did it hurt having a big beam up your ass? and wouldn't you be watching a different kind of porn if you had a beam up your ass?

Anonymous

… I don’t even know how to answer to this, for real.

Ask Till Lindemann: Schneider.... »

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I had the strangest dream last night. We were back in the 80’s and well…

….You know what? Nevermind. It’s…not important. Just never EVER buy thigh high fuzzy legwarmers ok? ~~I’m never watching Footloose or Black…~~

Oh God.

Since you're such a stylish individual, I was wondering if you've noticed the steampunk fashion that's becoming such a big thing these days. Ever considered it for yourself?

tintenfischie

…………..steampunk? I’ve never heard of it before…Oh, wait! I think Till told me something about it. A fan asked him about it already…concerning a music video….Hm, I don’t know really…seems pretty fucking amazing, though! So I’m not sure, It could be.

<3 Thanks again for yesterday!! xx -massive hugs-

afraidinmyeyes

That’s ok, I love to help my fans -hugs-